waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via satanswifi)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via queen-of-the-bears)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via lshimura)

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

(via betweenatheifandaliar)

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